I just wanted a refill on my Sprite.
That’s all I wanted.
and I would have done anything for it
Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them.
reblog cuz this is funny
I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.
Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….
I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”
This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?
And she said “Really??”
And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”
Mostly reblogging for that last story
A collection of glitches I’ve found and love.
OH MY GOD I HAVE FOUND THE GIF OF MY LIFE
Ways to Sit on Couches [historieworldclass]
I don’t know if anyone has already made this, but I didn’t see it anywhere.
omg i love how the goalie skates by after the goal like he just accepts the goal and keeps skating in a striaght line
holy shit i remember watching this game
why do women fuck with us men so much. they should make it an olympic fucking sport. im done being toyed with.